since teacher : potyasiyam clorid ko garam karne ke baad kuy hota he?

student : garam hota he sir..

teachre : raamu america door hi ki moon door he?

raamu :america sir ?

teacher : Q

raamu : Q ki moon ko to me har roz dekhta hu

                 lekin america ko dekh nahi saktta na?

              

raju : tumhara paapa kua kaam karte hai?

ravi : wo to logo ki sukh-dukh baantte hai..

raju :to wo bahut mahan admi hoge he na?

rave :nahi wo post man heee.....

inspector : choor mila kya?

constable : nahi sir lekin uska finerprints mila

inspector : wa kaha par he? dih hao?

constable : me re gaal par he sir....

gunda: paapa ye mahine se mera pocket money jyada kardo

paapa: Q re bete?

gunda: Q ki is baar naya shirt silyane ke time me tailorne shirt ka jeb bahut bada kar rekha  he isliye...